i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
There we go.
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes.
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
#literally the plot of x-men
Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.
It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
I hate it when a new meme appears and you have no idea where it’s from, and you just see everyone talking and laughing about it and you feel so left out and ignored and like personally slighted because you don’t know this meme, and. I just, it’s like…
i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.