OMG I LOVE FOOD!!!!.

heronqueenblues:

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

(via sindielissexy)

principatus:

fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

(via sindielissexy)

shavingryansprivates:

no one ever started rumors about me at school because nobody knew who i was

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via foreveralone-lyguy)

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

(via sindielissexy)

basedgodniall:

*calls family member by mom’s request*

*silently prays it goes to voicemail*

(Source: nointerrruption, via thelifeofpi-zza)

vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

• yeehaw
• ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• hte Spaghetti
• lil shit
• swiggity swoner i have a boner
• genocide

(via blue-shells)

newpope:

me as fruit

you as fruit

(Source: circumcisions, via i-will-die-laughing)

drarna:

the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”

(via i-will-die-laughing)

i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”

U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK

ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC

BITCH

(Source: t3sticl3z, via sindielissexy)